About Petty Protocol

Petty Protocol turns the texts, arguments, dating disasters, family incidents, friendship violations, and workplace nonsense of real life into funny official documents.

The idea is simple: personal drama deserves a paper trail. Our instant templates and personalized case files combine courtroom evidence, HR procedure, and petty bureaucracy into downloads made to send, frame, and share.

Everything is delivered digitally. Choose a ready-made filing for a familiar offense, or submit the particulars for paperwork tailored to your exact situation.